Retired Chronicle editor Nancy Bates is travelling with husband Tony in Isabel the Global Warrior.
Travel OPINION: Matthias the Munich wine maker was lapping up Douglas hot springs on his way from Cairns to Perth with Jessica.
Travel OPINION: We planned to go north-west from Chillagoe doing about 600km of dirt, dust and gravel past cattle stations and the Kowanyama turn-off.
OLD Tom reckons you could hold a dance in the back of his 1940s brown Ford Pilot sedan with rope passenger straps.
Travel OPINION: No one has wanted to vote because, as one wit says, it's like deciding whether to hammer a nail into your left foot or right foot.
Travel OPINION: North of the Jardine River are pretty beaches with campsites, Second World War wreckage and luxuriant rainforest to explore.